The NBA Bubble runs on Dame Standard Time

Good morning. Let’s basketball.

Bain à la Grenouillère, Claude Monet

Since missing those two free throws against the Clippers last weekend and getting taunted off the floor by Patrick Beverley and Paul George, Damian Lillard has:

  • Led the Portland Trail Blazers to two extremely narrow victories to give them control of their own play-in destiny

  • Scored 51 and 61 points in successive games

  • Shot 33/60 (55%) from the field

  • Hit 33/34 free throws

This might have actually been a bit of 4-D chess by the Clippers to spark an eruption of Mt. Dame just in time for him to go on a run to get Portland into the playoffs and face the Lakers. Sure, the Clippers won a game they were trying to lose in order to mf the Lakers. But maybe they ended up mf’ing the Lakers even better in the end by pulling this out of Lillard.

The Blazers have now taken the No. 8 seed, thanks to the Grizzlies’ skid and their own wins. If they beat the Nets on Thursday, Portland is the No. 8 seed. If they lose, they could be out of the play-in entirely if two of the Grizzlies, Suns and Spurs win on Thursday. But Portland should be able to beat the Nets.

The Grizzlies are now at risk of missing the play-in — they either have to win on Thursday vs. the Bucks or they need to rely on the Suns and Spurs both losing. The Grizzlies and Suns play the earliest games of the set on Thursday, so they won’t have the benefit of knowing where the Spurs and Blazers end up.

Phoenix can get to No. 8 with a win over the Mavericks and losses for both the Blazers and Grizzlies. But they are in a must-win situation and need at least one of Portland or Memphis to lose to get a spot in the play-in. 7-0 in the bubble and still don’t control their own destiny.

The Spurs, who face Utah, need to win and for two of the other teams to lose.

Back to Portland. Apparently, C.J. McCollum played the game with a fracture in his lower back. It should be noted AGAIN that the Blazers would not be in this position without the contributions of Carmelo Anthony, who had 26 points on 10-17 shooting and played really good defense on Luka Doncic on the Mavericks’ most critical possession.

(No, I don’t know about that offensive foul call either. Probably best to trust your shooter and not divert your path to screen off the defender right in front of two officials there, though.)

Regardless of whether Lillard’s fire would have burned this bright without the weekend flare-up with the Clippers, it sure seems like Portland is destined to make the playoffs. No other way to explain a shot like this.

Thanks be to providence, thanks be to trash talk. Whatever it may be. It’s Dame Time all the same.




Aces 98, Fever 79

Mystics 48, Lynx 68 — So apparently the answer to the question “how did the Mystics start 3-0 without Elena Delle Donne, Natasha Cloud and Tina Charles?” was “a hot start by a few players, smoke and mirrors.” More on their plight from Diamond Holton at Bullets Forever.

Liberty 78, Sparks 93 — Dwyane Wade on Candace Parker balancing playing really well in the WNBA bubble while analyzing NBA games for Turner and caring for her daughter.


Nets 108, Magic 96

Rockets 105, Spurs 123 — James Harden took a rest day in another edition of West Mid-Tier Teams Really Don’t Appear to Care What Seed They End Up With. Keldon Johnson had a career night for San Antonio to keep them alive.

Suns 130, Sixers 117 — What more is there to say about Bubble MVP Devin Booker and the ~7 and 0~ Phoenix Suns?

Celtics 122, Grizzlies 107

Blazers 134, Mavericks 131

Pelicans Who Cares, Kings So What — Wow, after this fiery Luke Walton pep talk I’m ready to run through a giant sheet of butcher paper and slip and sprain my knee in the process.

Bucks 126, Wizards Goin’ 0-8 In The Bubble?!


Here’s the three-game WNBA schedule for the night. None of it is on NBA TV or ESPN. All times Eastern.

Wings vs. Sun, 7 p.m., CBS Sports Network
Mercury vs. Sky, 9 p.m.
Dream vs. Storm, 10 p.m., Twitter

Here’s the NBA schedule. Every game has playoff seeding stakes attached, but none of them affect the West play-in. All times Eastern.

Pacers vs. Rockets, 4 p.m., NBA TV
Raptors vs. Sixers, 6:30 p.m., ESPN
Heat vs. Thunder, 8 p.m.
Clippers vs. Nuggets, 9 p.m., ESPN


Stephen Curry is getting in the best shape of his life right now. ($, The Athletic)

Behind the scenes in the wubble.

Shams Charania of The Athletic reports Ime Udoka, Ty Lue, Jeff Van Gundy and … Jason Kidd (?!) are in the mix for the Nets’ head coaching job, along with Jacque Vaughn. ($) If Kidd gets re-hired in Brooklyn after what happened in his messy exit, truly anything is possible. By the way, while Vaughn has availed himself quite well in the bubble, the job isn’t coaching Caris LeVert, Jarrett Allen and Joe Harris. It’s coaching Kyrie and KD.

LOL the Knicks hired John Calipari’s top assistant, Kenny Payne. Weird, I can’t think of any top NBA players who came from Kentucky …

I did not have mid-August in the “When Will Bulls Fans Begin to Turn on Arturas Karnisovas?” pool.

The night Breanna Stewart played point guard.

Anthony Davis has a suite and knows how to connect streaming devices so his room has become the Lakers’ designated Verzuz view party room.

Be excellent to each other.

Stop worrying about the NBA's elite teams for, like, a week

Just because this season's weird doesn't mean the end of the regular season is any more important for teams with nothing to play for.

Good morning. Let’s basketball.

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If this were a normal NBA season — which it is not — the top seeds in each conference would merely be halfheartedly playing out the string in early April. If the Lakers, Clippers or Bucks lost a couple games, no one would really care. If LeBron or Khris Middleton stopped hitting shots, or Paul George kept getting dotted on game-winners, some folks might note it and move on. We have conditioned ourselves not to get wrapped up in how well excellent teams play in meaningless games.

Games are now meaningless for the Lakers, Clippers and Bucks. They are also meaningless for the Raptors, but no one has informed Toronto. (Or, hear me out: this is the Raptors not really trying.)

Friends do not let friends make prognostications based on performance in meaningless games.

So if you’re discounting the Lakers’ chances, or the Bucks’ fire, or the Clippers’ abilities in the playoffs based on what’s happening now with very little if anything at stake, you’re fooling yourself. Just relax for a week. Soon enough we’ll have games that really, truly matter again for these teams. Then we can react and overreact to our hearts’ content!


Bring the Hornets to the Bubble

As SB Nation’s Ricky O’Donnell noted, the Washington Wizards have been so bad in the bubble that they have now fallen below the Charlotte Hornets in the standings. The Charlotte Hornets, of course, were not invited to the bubble.

The Wizards, 0-4 in the bubble, are now 24-44 for a .353 win percentage. The Hornets ended their season at 23-42, a .354 win percentage.

I think the only option here is for the Wizards to immediately leave the bubble and for the Hornets to travel to Orlando, quarantine, and pick up whatever remaining Wizards games over the next week they can.

It really is striking how differently the Wizards and Suns approached the bubble. Phoenix had its full complement of players and aimed to finish the season strong in setting up for the future. Monty Williams stressed building culture and competing. The Suns are 4-0 in the bubble and might actually make the playoffs. The Wizards are missing their two most productive players and really can’t compete against these teams. It shows.

This won’t affect the NBA draft lottery: the league locked that in place before the season resumed so that the Wizards or anyone else couldn’t unfairly tank to a better pick. Whew.

Poor Ben Simmons

He had a back injury that knocked him out after All-Star Weekend, recovered during the shutdown and now has a kneecap injury. Per injury analyst Jeff Stotts at In Street Clothes, Simmons could be back within a couple of weeks if damage to other ligaments and whatnot weren’t damaged.

Let’s Check In On the West Play-In Race

On Thursday, the Blazers, Suns and Kings won while the Pelicans lost. That puts Portland a half-game behind Memphis for No. 8, Phoenix and San Antonio each 1.5 games behind Portland for No. 9 and Sacramento and New Orleans both two games behind Portland. All six teams have exactly four games remaining.

Portland makes at least the play-in if it goes at least 3-1 the rest of the way.

Phoenix and San Antonio can catch Portland only by doing two games better than the Blazers. For example, if the Blazers go 2-2, the Suns need to go 4-0. If the Blazers go 1-3, the Spurs needs to go 3-1. If the Suns and Spurs both do that and end up in No. 9, Phoenix has the advantage by virtue of having played two more games than San Antonio pre-shutdown.

The Pelicans and Kings need to do three games better than the Blazers to catch them for No. 9. So 4-0 with Portland going 1-3, or 3-1 with the Blazers going 0-4. They’d also need to pass the Suns and Spurs in the process.

Memphis tanking out to date complicates this a lot more. But basically, the Spurs and Suns need to make up three games on the Grizzlies to catch them, San Antonio because Memphis played more pre-shutdown games and Phoenix because Memphis won the season series. The Kings and Pelicans would also need to make up three games on Memphis. Two wins for the Grizzlies guarantees a slot in the play-in.

I would say we should have some more clarity after the weekend, but …



Storm 93, Dream 92 — What a battle. Chennedy Carter is L-E-G-I-T.

But the Storm have Breanna Stewart.

They also have the heiress apparent to Sue Bird in Jordin Canada. Look at this pass!

A really long bounce pass *might* be my favorite play in basketball.

Sun 91, Wings 68 — Whew, Connecticut won a game! And without DeWanna Bonner putting up big scoring numbers!

Sky 86, Mercury 96 — The Merc have won four straight, are starting to look a little scary.


Pelicans 125, Kings 140 — New Orleans, in a must-win, gave up 140 points to the Sacramento Kings. Something’s not right here.

Heat 116, Bucks 130 — Miami led by 17 at the half and as many as 23. Milwaukee still won by 14. Giannis had some nasty spin moves in the second half.

Pacers 99, Suns 114 — PHOENIX WINS AGAIN! This is actually legitimately shocking. The Suns are the only West team undefeated in the bubble, they have passed everyone but Portland in the chase for No. 9, Deandre Ayton had a great game, they finally cooled off T.J. Warren. What a run.

Clippers 126, Mavericks 111 — Big game from Kristaps Porzingis in the first-round preview. Clippers in 5.

Blazers 125, Nuggets 115 — Damian Lillard had 45/12 with 11 threes. Denver still doesn’t have its full complement of players, and Portland’s going to get the Lakers in the first round if they should make the playoffs, but … hmm.

Lakers 97, Rockets 113


The WNBA has three games each of the next three days. Here’s the schedule. Below are the most alluring games from each day.

FRIDAY: Sparks vs. Aces, 9 p.m. ET, ESPN2
SATURDAY: Mercury vs. Storm, 3 p.m. ET, ABC
SUNDAY: Lynx vs. Sparks, 3 p.m. ET, ESPN

This is the last weekend of the regular season for the NBA, so I’m focusing on games affecting the two remaining races of high intrigue: 3-4-5-6 in the East and 8-9 in the West. You can see the full NBA schedule here. All times below are Eastern and games are on League Pass unless otherwise noted.

Note: these are all of the Friday games. They all touch on 8-9 in the West or 3-4-5-6 in the East!
Jazz vs. Spurs, 1 p.m.
Thunder vs. Grizzlies, 4 p.m., NBA TV
Kings vs. Nets, 5 p.m.
Magic vs. Sixers, 6:30 p.m., TNT
Wizards vs. Pelicans, 8 p.m.
Celtics vs. Raptors, 9 p.m., TNT

Clippers vs. Blazers, 1 p.m., TNT
Lakers vs. Pacers, 6 p.m., TNT
Suns vs. Heat, 7:30 p.m.

Grizzlies vs. Raptors, 2 p.m.
Spurs vs. Pelicans, 3 p.m., ABC
Magic vs. Celtics, 5 p.m.
Sixers vs. Blazers, 6:30 p.m., NBA TV
Rockets vs. Kings, 8 p.m.


Derrick Jones, Jr., my man: you tried.

The Atlanta Dream are Chennedy Carter’s team now.

This new KANGZ merch from The Kings Herald is just perfect.

Wonderful story from Jon Krawczynski in The Athletic on how the Minnesota Timberwolves were saved from relocation to New Orleans in the 1990s. ($)

Interesting take from Mike Sykes on what makes P.J. Tucker stand out in sneaker culture.

The WNBA is playing really, really fast in the wubble.

Michael Pina on why he’s skeptical of the Lakers’ chances to win the title.

I would aspire to be but never feel comfortable in the NBA Bubble Wine Club.

A report that the Bulls will keep Jim Boylen because of money. Truly the worst reason for a billionaire sports franchise owner to make hiring decisions.

I’m a little afraid that NBA players are going to try to dunk on Bol Bol — like, go out of their way to do it. This happens with very tall, skinny players. It happened to Kristaps Porzingis, after all. Anyway, Jusuf Nurkic seemed to give it some extra juice when Bol Bol rotated over.

Ricky O’Donnell on Howard bringing elite basketball talent to an HBCU.

And finally: Donovan Mitchell on what his last five months have been like.

Thanks for reading this week and every week. Be excellent to each other.

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